screeny

Textual content that's written
and formatted to work on a computer screen or E-reader

"The problem, then, isn't that screens aren't sharp enough to read novels off of. The problem is that novels aren't screeny enough to warrant protracted, regular reading on screens. "

Cory Doctorow, in an article titled "You Do Like Reading Off a Computer Screen" -- (Locus Magazine, March 2007)

by PRwiz101 July 22, 2009

Blue Screen of Death

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP

1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.

by Tonio31 August 28, 2006

screensoritdidnthappen

a screenshot for killing a boss first in crappy games like world of warcrack

"Kel down world fist!"
"screensoritdidnthappen"

by nitriletiger October 13, 2006

main screen turn on

All your base will belong to us...
An order from a vidio game space-ship captian to turn on the main screen to see Katz, a robotic evil dude, make even worse grammatical errors.
McMillin Japanese translational services REALLY fuked up this time...

"Let's go watch that movie...Main Screen turn on! Launch all ZIG!"

by A_Longboarding_Trogdor October 30, 2003

white screen of death

My shitty laptops has an hardware problem that makes it hang with a white screen on high IO loads, under linux, freebsd and windows. Packard bell did not find anything though.
see blue screen of death

fuck I've got a white screen of death while watching a dvd

by aris May 31, 2004

screenz

A form of a T.V. In Your Car, thats Either Places in the Headrest, Viziers, or in the Ceiling.

(Mostly Used By Down-Souf People)

Maan, That Boy Watching Good Times In his Slab

by Funkytown Boi October 21, 2003

screen slaver

a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break

Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.

by Brian Salamone February 28, 2007