electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011

class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.

The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.

by wooptoo June 23, 2011

Reverese Shocker

When your with a girl and your fingering her butthole and her vagina at then same time then pull your fingers out of her vagina then turn your hand for a little suprise.

I gave the biggest suprise to my wife tonight when i did the "Reverese Shocker".

by Mr.Big B low July 11, 2011

Shave Shock

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).

My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!

by bigmovie September 3, 2012

freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

Pixel-Shock

The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.

"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."

by curatethewords April 16, 2014

jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014