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electro-shocker 

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.
Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."
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electroshockedecuted 

the act of being electrocuted and shocked simultaneously
Nick was grilling and he got electroshockedecuted when it rained.