splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem

when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him

Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

splentasm

Same meaning as splentastic, but a noun.
A cross between splendid and fantastic.
Use this word when you're feeling very splentastic.

Sophie: splentasm!
Adam: are you having a stroke?
Sophie: no wth

by redbigz June 16, 2024

splundge

Female internal (vaginal) lubrication

Mary oozed so much splundge when watching true blood she slipped off the couch and splashed into a puddle of her own splundge

by WeeMayCass June 28, 2024

splundge

Female natural vaginal lubricant

Mary oozed so much splundge while watching true blood she slipped off the couch and splashed into a puddle of her excrete

by WeeMayCass June 28, 2024

splundge

Natural female vaginal lubricant

Mary oozed so much splundge while watching true blood she slipped of the couch and splashed into a puddle of her own leakage

by WeeMayCass June 28, 2024

Splunk

Splunk can be anything sexually NSFW. It just depends on how you use the word.

WOAH! You got a huge Splunk!
I'm gonna splunk!
Wanna Splunk?

by Splunking Splunker July 3, 2024

splunk

Something that is very cool. NOT to be confused with the tech company, under the same name.

Person One: "Dude did you see that football game? It was so splunk!
Person Two: "So splunk!"

by Darhsionsaic July 7, 2024