1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.
Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."
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A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.
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Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
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Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 11, 2023
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