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by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.
by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 11, 2023
