by bigmansgsgs December 6, 2021

When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis
by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017

by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021

by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024

"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021

A Alabama man has oral sex with his female cousin with tape worms and tells her a joke shortly before climaxing and the force of both the joke and the climax will make the female shit out her tape worms in a bowl which are then eaten like spaghetti.
Cletus:Hey man I just made Alabama Spaghetti with my cousin Shawna.
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*
by Jörmungandr April 13, 2021

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
