sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013

knicker sausages

In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps

her skirt was so short you could see her knicker sausages

by daly and harney June 12, 2008

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

Hidden Sausage

Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.

Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.

by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009

ice the sausage

When a girl takes a huge hit of marijuana and sucks a guys dick before exhale.

All the bro hos love to ice the sausage.

by Teelair July 1, 2008

wanky shit sausage

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010

sassy sausage

The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.

"Well, aren't you just the sassy sausage??"

"Quite frankly, I am."

by Matilda Fanglehardt May 13, 2005