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Jersey slide 

Cutting across 2-4 to make an exit, a new Jersey only thing
1. "I had to Jersey slide across the parkway to make my exit"

2. "That asshole almost Jersey slid me off the road"
Jersey slide by Yumiko_420 November 18, 2021

Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

Slip-n-Slide Sex 

Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".
I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.

mud slide 

A mud slide is when at least 6 males enter each other from behind, complteting a full circle. Every other male thrusts to the same rythmn, while their forward and backward counter part thrust to a diffrent rythmn. Women are allowed to particapate with a strap on dildo, as long as they are entered in the anus, and the dildo isn't obscuring that orrafice. One organization uses the mud slide to further humantarian causes (See mud slide for peace.)
CJ: "Hey jeff you wanna do homework tonight?"
Jeff: "No dude I'm going to go butt fuck 5 other dudes in a circle."
CJ: "You know that's called a mud slide right jeff"
Jeff: "Wait someone named this?"
mud slide by ninjer January 19, 2007

Pickle Slide 

a sexual act of which the male slides his penis up and down in a sliding motion upon the female's genitals without actually penetrating.
"Did you have sex last night with that dude or did you just pickle slide?"
Pickle Slide by RinzayS. January 13, 2009

hot potato wasp slide 

sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.
George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!