Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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SKI

She retired and began living the SKI lifestyle.
by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023
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Skiing

Standing on flattened sticks falling rapidly at a downward angle.
When you fell down the stairs you were practically skiing!
by Mexhellee December 26, 2020
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ski

"That boy never takes of his ski off"
by sleeping with the ski on December 29, 2022
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ski mogul

Ski mogul in french = une bosse.
Replacement for the slang term 'boss'.
He looked so ski mogul making big jumps off the ski moguls.
She was such a ŠKÎ MÕGŪŁ texting in fancy accents.
by A ski mogul. April 20, 2012
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Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.
That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.
by OldCola September 2, 2015
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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
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