simp 

In Arthur C. Clarke's Rama, simps are super chimps, genetically enhanced simians that weigh less than 30kg, consume half the oxygen and food needed by a human, but can do the job of 2.75 men in domestic affairs, elementary cooking, tool transportation and a dozen other routine tasks.

Endeavour's simps are Blackie, Blondie, Goldie and Brownie.

simp by Felipe February 21, 2004

Simp 

See also: lives with his mom, acts like a baller but is mostly a douche. Also, a dad who ditches his wife & kid for stupid bullshit.

My man is no simp, he just knows what's important and avoids douchiness at all costs

Simp by impossibly_fast October 20, 2011

SIMP 

Squirrels In My Pants

Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants! (SIMP)

SIMP by Person1213 April 20, 2018

Simp 

Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb

I was dancing as if I had simp

Simp by 911kaitastrophe March 28, 2019

Simp 

A guy who engages in chivalry, (which is dead) to attract attention of a hoe who ain't worth a time.
The biggest simps are usually arrogant french people, and guys who are horny and want some coochie.
Guys named Jack, Daryl, Winston, Jesse, Charlie N, Ned, Jason, Sasha, Thibo and Francis are immediate simps and they should be eradicated before anything gets serious

Example 1: "OMG did you see that Jesse's trying to impress Layla", "He's such a SIMP"
Example 2: "Jack places hoes before bros. He's always trying to hang out alone with girls. What a SIMP"
Example 3: "Jack invited Emily and her other friends to his party because he wants to have intercourse", "He's such a SIMP"

Simp by HeadieOne March 5, 2020

Simp 

A person who actually cares about his girlfriend and does cute thing for her and takes her out on a lot of dates and yes they are dating and no she wants him probably more than he does her but random people still calling him a simp for no reason.

Alex: Hey guys we can't go out today beacuse im going to my girlfriends house and we are going to do a lot of cute stuff together and we also haven't seen eachother in a long time but i will see you guys tommorow. Nathan: Okay It's nice too see that you treat your girlfriend right you are not like other guys. Some other guy: (i'm so fucking jealous of Alex's perfect relationship that will last forever beacuse he is not a fuckboy like me and he is oldschool) Hey Alex you're a simp😡!.

Simp by Old school man January 10, 2021

Simp 

A derogatory term used by insecure males who couldn’t have a girlfriend even if they did everything for them.

Did you see Jake give flowers to his girlfriend yesterday on snap? SIMP.

You dead asked her out last week..

(Yes, that’s why I’m putting her boyfriend down so she regrets not wanting me. I can’t stand seeing other people happy.)

Simp by spookyghost2 September 21, 2020