Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

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Short Order

Prostitute. A Male or female person who exchanges sex/companionship in exchange for money and/or material gains.

Old Ricky can't stay away from them short orders. Always throwing his money at them.

by Brockwurst June 26, 2022

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Short clive

The phrase short clive is used to describe how short and strange someone is

Person 1:oh its annoying i am such a short clive
Person2: yes, you are hehehe but dont worry its okay
Person1: oh thank you that is so kind

by The_m0squito_slayer August 21, 2021

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Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

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Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

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short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 09, 2023

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