Texas t-shirt

An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.

This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.

Mrs. Murphy put a Texas t-shirt onto the toilet seat in Hannigan's Bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

camp shirt

1. Button down utility shirts made of durable fabric containing pockets on each breast, bicep, oblique, and completed by a buttoned shoulder strap.

2. Panty dropping gear.

Question: "Bro, what are you wearing on the party bus?"

Answer: "The Issue is wearing a camp shirt."

by The Dissent February 4, 2010

shirt

The object that covers up a nice pair of breasts.

O man vivek... that shirt is covering up her tits man.

by sheley125 April 11, 2009

shirt basketball

a game involving at least one female with a low cut shirt, such that the cleavage is showing. players then take turns throwing any random (small) object at hand into said female's shirt/cleavage. The female often tries to block these shots and thus the game becomes more challenging.

i don't really have a good example for this other than to just play shirt basketball.

by versedaaron December 3, 2010

T-shirt Jesus

the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.

Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!

by buttcrack kills July 19, 2009

Buff shirt

Term used for tank tops, tight shirts, and or sleeveless shirts.

Slug lets go to walmart and get some buff shirts, mine keep ripping cuase i keep flexing for these sluts.

by Roach1er November 3, 2010

White shirt paranoia

The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.

Since somebody used his white shirt as toilet paper, he suffers from white shirt paranoia.

by IDKWIA April 12, 2014