Sealclubbing

Bludgeoning someone over the head with a small bat in order to help them sleep.

I ran out of Nyquil and can't sleep. Can you sealclub me honey?

Sealclubbing.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

fire_seal

Fire_Seal is the god of everything

I am the ultimate <Fire_Seal>, so obey me.

by Sky_Seal April 30, 2003

Sky_Seal

Something with the exact same of amount of homosexuality to it as Fire_Seal

Sky_Seal is just as gay as Fire_Seal.

by Chester Copperpot May 1, 2003

clubbing baby seals

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.

Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!

by JRos10 April 1, 2008

Schalacking

The acting of chilling and slacking--at the same time

Daumst, Stanish, and I were just schalackin all summer long.

by Q September 6, 2003

Sealioning

Trying to engage in a controversial yet civil debate and requesting evidence from someone who refuses to provide such evidence to back up their claims.
Used to demonize one who requests evidence or proof of claims, based on assumptions about their character and intent.
Can be used to conceal your dishonesty by putting the blame on the one who tries to engage you in a debate.

Person A : Can you give me a link to a study or article that validates your claim ?
Person B : This sealioning is appalling, I can read your mind and I know for a fact that you are concealing your malicious intent behind false civility. You are a troll and as such not worthy of evidence. Redeem yourself by getting rid of your critical thinking and accepting the validity of my claims.

Person C : I have been abducted by aliens and infected with one of their viruses, but thankfully Jesus came down on Earth to save me using homeopathy.
Person D : Prove it !
Person C : This is sealioning ! How DARE you ?!

by Prince_Crimson June 29, 2017

Queen of Sealand

Purple Homo

Pete's a Purple Homo!

by Craig Spencer December 19, 2003