seem

A word for sexual bodily fluids, used when using the word 'semen' would be inappropriate, or if you're just lazy.

"I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards. It's disgusting."

"I would have sex, but there's

"I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards."

by Swag2LiveCrew March 29, 2015

Semi-Formal

A type of shirt with a tie,tuxedo,bowtie,etc. printed on the front so as to appear important looking

nah, its printed on, goin' semi-formal today

by njh470 October 25, 2010

Seema

1) Seema is a nice girl. Her real name is Shemehah but dont call her that ;o

Seema is teh ownage.

by Lowgun October 15, 2004

Semi

The act of fisting your partner with 18 fingers, being 18 fingers for 18 wheels, generally putting 6 in the front, and 12 in the back, often requiring more than 1 person giving the Semi.

I hooked up with Sammy the other day, and she really wanted to bang, but 2 of my other friends wouldn't stop tagging along where we went, so she took my offer for a good ol' Semi, I hadn't seen her again until the obituaries in the newspaper, she died from being too loose, releasing her organs out of her body.

by xXKokOfJusticeXx June 14, 2013

Semi-Gay

The art of being 50% gay

While Malcolm was eating his fried chicken, corn bread, watermelon, and grape drink, he was being Semi-Gay.

Because Sean has 3 chromosome 21's, he was being Semi-Gay.

by Bob Tibbles November 22, 2006

semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'

HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!

by chloerose444 October 9, 2008

seemin on the knee

someone is full of it, exaggerating or lying

Quit seemin on the knee or you seemin on the knee used if someone is tellin a farfetched story or exaggerating

by Kelly C. April 19, 2003