stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Stroke of luck

(n.) During male masturbation, the stroke of the hand which induces ejaculation.

It took me 97 strokes before I got to the stroke of luck last night.

by xEVANx(SOTF) March 30, 2010

Stonks

Stonks

Stonks

by ThatLonelyPerson0 December 14, 2019

skronkle

to mix or really mess things up, when people say it to you, you will have no idea what it means.

"skronkle the salad!

by jackiethehedgehog December 10, 2020

The Killing Stroke

A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."

Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.

by Namrosseforp, RD. April 17, 2009

strank

a portmanteau of skank, and Strats, a sleazy strip club in Adelaide, SA. A strank is one who is both a skank and works at Strats.

That bitch is a strank.

by lalalalalalalarandom September 5, 2010

skronker

A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker

"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011