A challenge where 2 or more people lie down outside in 35 degree weather and the last person to get heat stroke wins.
by Heat Stroke May 16, 2025
A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
Man it's really cold out here, not sure if i'm just chilly or having a stroke!
Maybe you're having a Chilly Stroke LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Maybe you're having a Chilly Stroke LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
by Beeflabia June 12, 2020
When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
by CloutMeadows September 14, 2021
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 07, 2022
When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.
Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
by shreky daddy August 19, 2018