Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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Drone strike

I was going to suggest doing more of them actually. You guys seemed kind of bummed out and I figured some DRONE STRIKES would cheer you up.

Hym "This... Is not a battle of ideas. You know that right? You are stealing my ideas and then asserting things at me. I don't think you know the difference between those things and I think you met Jordan Peterson and I think he told you that to your face and you were a dismissive retarded fuck and repeated some of the things I said at him. But you know what I think will make you feel better? Another drone stroke! Drone strike the senate building! Or like a bridge! Drone strike a bridge. Drone strike the senate building."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

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