back stabbing Hussain

Someone that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you when you are not looking. Normally they look really ugly, are hustlers and for some bizzare reason, they all seem to be called "Mehmet".

Look, there's the back stabbing Hussain that asked a colleague to wear his blazer inside-out so that he could come from behind and screw him over..

by AndyParrellFX September 8, 2010

stabus

When someone utterly, disgustingly blasts someone on their status. Airing out dirty laundry. To emotionally slaughter someone on your status. To put they bidness out there.
Usually something that very immature people do (i.e. straight out of high school chicks). Makes both parties involved look bad. So wrong and tasteless!

Example: Dear ____ I want my $1,000 back that you used to kill your baby. That's right ____ was pregnant, but she took care of it.

"Dang she even tagged the girl she called out on her stabus."

"Dang did you see how she just put ____ on blast in her stabus. Man, I'll never tell her my business."

by bettyboopnae March 13, 2010

Stabargasm

Over-stimulation caused by excessive monitoring of status bars.

I was playing Kingdoms of Camelot on facebook and a 15 hour upgrade gave me a stabargasm.

by McTurd November 4, 2011

Stabbable

relating to being able or capable of being stabbed.

Person 1: Yo, look that hoe over there.

person 2: yeah, she looks real stabbable.

by CrungleChugger97 September 13, 2021

eye stabbin' goodness

A noun or action that has all the goodness of stabbin eyes.

"That muffin - eye stabbin' goodness

by Tony Q August 27, 2007

Lynchland Stables

By definition - an amazing place to let your horse be a horse. A place where your horse gets to run jump and play, and doesn't have to have his tail blow dried or his hooves painted. A place where ponies jump over coops, logs and oxers with complete abandon.

Lynchland Stables is to horses, as Disneyland is to humans.

My horse thought he was in pony heaven, but he was at Lynchland.

by Bones's mom February 3, 2010

facebook stable

Noun. A Facebook stable is collective group of annoying females who do not necessarily know, nor understand, their boundaries when involving themselves in a friendship with man who is married or in a serious committed relationship. They ignore all indications that the man is in a committed relationship and they "back door" their way into his life, by "liking" his Facebook status often, commenting on his posts, or placing excessive :) or ;) on his wall, along with other subtle messages with uncomfortable innuendo. Facebook stable members disrespect the wife/girlfriend by their facebook actions with the man. Some men choose to keep a "stable" around because it feeds their ego and they relish the attention.

a Facebook Stable member would write, "You're the best, :: insert name :: !:)"
"..thanks for saving ME a bite of that dinner!;) "

and so on.

by annoyedgf2010 January 21, 2012