Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

squirt

the act of seeing SZA in concert.

"OMG JOHNNY I JUST SQUIRTED"
"WHY DID YOU SQUIRT"
"SZA JUST PERFORMED THE WEEKEND"

by slavemaster123 February 27, 2023

Combining Squirt

The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.

My girl loves to do Combining squirt when she is bored.

by MrWankpants October 30, 2017

No Squirt September

Just like no nut nov but for the females

Man: Are you ready for No Squirt September
Female: It's going to be so hard

by Axetone November 1, 2021

adrenaline squirt

When a female (or male) achieves a high enough level of adrenaline the body converts it to pleasure, thus causing an expel of bodily fluids of a sexual nature.

When Mary jumped out of the airplane, she experienced an adrenaline squirt.

by Why_it_is_i_Jimbles_Notronbo August 8, 2016

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022