by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 17, 2024
by gryffindor common room June 08, 2022
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 05, 2018
by anonjeypeg February 01, 2023
The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.
Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'
by Mingster November 18, 2021
by Trash16 November 03, 2018