(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.
I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.
(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
by mathjedi November 10, 2008
Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."
by PIXELjunke January 03, 2009
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.
by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011
When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
by barbiehorror August 06, 2016
Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain
by Turtles23 April 07, 2018
by oojorg June 22, 2021
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017