An act of passing gas that leaves everybody else around you light headed and confused. Usually from eating deep fried foods.
Jasmine let out a southern swirl at the KFC after downing a 3 piece with mash potatoes and gravy that she cleared the restaurant
by bed hog July 10, 2012
Get the Southern swirl mug.When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012
Get the Southern Bigots mug.The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013
Get the southern-railroad mug.A dog, usually white with a black colored eye, Petey from little rascals was an old southern white. also known by other names, White English, Old English Whites, Old Country Bulldogs, Old Southern Whites, Alabama Bulldogs, Georgia Giants and American Pit Bulldogs
by mongo420 December 28, 2011
Get the Old Southern White mug.On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....
by KastleKeeper June 13, 2011
Get the Southern Cooking mug.When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
Get the Southern Scuba Dive mug.(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
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