Smash’n’Grab

A sliced white bread sandwich with mashed potato as the filling; I.e. a potato sandwich.
Favoured mostly by the male population north of Watford. Brown sauce may be added if there’s time.

Is that mash potato going begging?
No Nan, don’t bother nuking it, I’m in a hurry - I’ll have a Smash’n’Grab.

by Blinkybrooks January 20, 2022

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

Smash Box

A woman’s spank bank

I’m so gonna put this in my Smash box. Is Tight AF. It’s like Vegas baby

by TheQueenSmashBox May 13, 2022

Smash Everything day

Smash anything you want any time you want

“Woah why did you just give me backshots?”

“It’s smash everything day bro”

by TheChickenDude September 11, 2022

Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 7, 2022

Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.

"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"

by sarajaye January 22, 2023

SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more

Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023