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Single-ish

When your status on Facebook is "it's complicated"
Dude I'm going to hang out with Ashley tonight.
Don't you have a gf?
I'm single-ish
How so?
I don't know ask Facebook.
by Parolee February 14, 2010
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Why Singapore?

1. Tax haven for Eduardo Saverin-like fugitives and gambling hub for syndicates.
2. Housing for hard-to-please Asian mistresses or mainland Chinese concubines.
3. Housing for illegitimate children and adopted godchildren or grandchildren.
4. Second residence in case of rioting against minority Chinese in home country.
5. Safety and security because public protests or strikes and guns are banned.
6. Wayward son or daughter attending international school or local polytechnic.
7. Filthy rich Japanese and Arabs seeking kinky sex escorts at five-star hotels.
Singapore is more than a mere tourist destination of choice. Ever wondered the unspoken “why Singapore?” for businessmen and long-term foreign residents?
by MathPlus November 24, 2018
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Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.
Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.
by Fabian713 August 23, 2011
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The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.
The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.
by MathPlus June 22, 2018
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Singapore

A country located 300 KM from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Singapore is separated from Malaysia by the Straight of Johor (Johor is a state in Malaysia). To the north is the city of Johor Bahru, and to the south of the Johor-Singapore Causeway (the bridge linking Malaysia and Singapore) is the Woodlands District. Singapore is a 1st world country and the President of Singapore is Tony Tan Keng Yam. Singapore is mainly known for it strict laws (ex. No gay people, no gum chewing, and no porn) But it is known for its famous shopping centers such as Orchard Road and the Marina Bay Sands Shopping Center.

Singapore is known for its Excellent Education System. I recently moved from Niles, Illinois (I went to Niles North High School ) to Tanjong Pagar, Singapore, and I could not survive at my new school (Anderson Junior College) even though I had a 3.9 GPA back in Illinois ( I have about what is equal to a 2.4 GPA in the US.) Right now they are teaching me about the Binomial Theorem when I just learned about the Pythagorean Theorem.

Offical Languages are Tamil, Hokkien/Cantonese, Malay, and Singaporean Colloquial English/British English

Singapore is the best country I have ever been too (Ive been to Cambodia, Laos, Hong Kong, China, Macau, Vietnam, Malaysia, and Thailand) and it is a country I hope you will truly enjoy it as much as I do.
American Student: Where are you from?

Exchange Student: Singapore

American Student: Lucky Smart ass
by NaMaSAyaRyAn October 19, 2011
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Same-Same-But-Different Singapore Math

When the methodology and pedagogy used in Singapore math textbooks and supplementary titles (foreign and local editions) at the same grade are believed or perceived to be equivalent, yet the level of difficulty of the brain-unfriendly questions in both editions differs significantly—the tailor-made overseas editions are often one or two grades lower than the local one.
US math educators need to take note of the same-same-but-different Singapore math titles to temper their expectations of their students’ mathematical proficiency compared to that of their Singaporean counterparts.
by MathPlus August 30, 2021
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single

BLAAAHHHHHHHHHH. that should pretty much explain the feeling when it's confirmed you're the person who has the unrequited love and it's not the other way around.
Person 1 : hey, what are you doing on friday?
Person 2 : oh i'm going on a date with Ryan, how about you?
Person 1 : ...i'm uh....
Person 2 : gonna stay home alone like every other weekend HAH HAH HAAAAAA
Person 1 : *muttering foul words under breath*
by esme February 17, 2004
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