shitty shitty bang bang

having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.

A had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang.

by abcdefghi April 23, 2007

shittypants

Someone who inadvertantly shits their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

The phrase is usually used behind the soiler's back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she passed out and shit her pants"

Guy #2: "No way! What a Shittypants!"

Guy #1: "She even left little shits in the matress, and she doesn't think anybody knows she shit herself!"

Shittypants: "You guys talking about me?"

Guy #2: ........no.

by morganshittypants October 15, 2008

shittywowa

a term for a breed of dog that is a cross between a Shitzu and a Chihuahua

Benny the Shitzu the Dudu the Chihuahua dudu'd it and made a Shittywowa.

by frillypantz January 3, 2007

ShittyRickyFromRoss

a short chubby guy that poops his pants under pressure. like when driving to the doctor or having to work a double at an irish pub. he has also been known to leave skiddy undies in random places around the house.

hi my name is rick i work at martinos in cincinnati ohio. if you want an example, come see me at work. i'll show you my skids. I'm knows as ShittyRickyFromRoss.

by Dustin and Jay December 24, 2008

Shitty Dick Pop

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off

jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness

by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009

shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010