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scratchosphere

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching
Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.
by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004
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scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.
"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."
by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007
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Scratchcrotch

How a perverted uncle would refer to a "Sasquatch" bigfoot type creature. He will also use this term to refer to anything hairy like his wife, or his nieces and nephews that are going through puberty.
"What are you kids doin out here in the woods...? Lookin' for the scratchcrotch?"

"Smell my fingers kids...I was just pettin' the Scratchcrotch"

"I see your finally growin' some hair on your pits...look like a fuckin' Scratchcrotch"
by Uncle Maroon October 16, 2008
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scroast

1. to make fun of someone for comic effect.
2. to diss or fowl
Alright Kiki, I see you tryin to scroast on that wide ass.
by kodyleo March 6, 2009
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scratskie

Young girl who thinks she is old enough to dress like a slut. A term for a teenage or preteen whore. In most cases wears barley any clothing , has relations with guys old enough to be in college when she is still in junior high.
A 16 year old girl or younger who already smokes , drinks , does drugs and has had more than 5 sexual partners. As well as parades herself around as if she had DD chest and a huge ass is most deff a scratskie.
by sunset brooklyn September 11, 2009
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Scrat

That fucking retarted rat thing from ice age.
Scrat has been known to be the cause of every extinction event ever.
"Hey, remember scrat from ice age?"
"Yes, he was fucking stupid."
by Sucksthatusernameshaveawordlim December 14, 2017
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Scratch ass month

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍
Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month
by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019
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