scald-de-sac

When a man is riding in vehicle while hold a hot beverage (such as coffee) between his legs and a sudden bump or movement causes the beverage to spill resulting in scalding burns to the family jewels.

"Hey asshole, watch that speed bump, I do not want to end up with a scald-de-sac!"

by T & Z November 24, 2009

Scaley back scank

A type of bitch that has so much carpet burn on her back from fucking that it looks like she has scales from the scabs.

Ok ok !

I did it.

I fucked that scaley back scank.
I hope she isnt poisonous.

by Jtbagginurmom October 10, 2016

Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 24, 2018

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.

Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese

by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012

The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure

Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.

by b-rock78 September 2, 2009