sausage topic

An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.

Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc

Guy 2: Haha

Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards

Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic

Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......

by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009

sausage wallet

cunt, pussy, fish mitten, haddock pastie, vagina, front botty, dick holster

"Love, give us a go on your sausage wallet".

by burrencrawler September 10, 2013

Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018

peruvian sausage

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

by SAFTB November 27, 2016

SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 3, 2019

Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019