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1) that movie with sean penn in it, i am sam, is so sad =(
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Funny things to make microsoft sam say:
1. piss! Piss out the ass!
2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat
4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.
1. piss! Piss out the ass!
2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat
4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.
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He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
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