remodel

re·mod·el - verb- \rē-ˈmä-dəl\: to shed the uterine walls in preparation for rebuilding new uterine walls, i.e. on the rag.

As in, "Dude, she wanted me to munch her box but she was remodeling and I wasn't down with going down".

by Holepuncher October 17, 2011

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

Remote

a small device used for lazy people lol

i need a remote

by princess_doggy January 5, 2017

Remolested

To be molested more than once

Did you hear sarah was remolested yesterday??

by Raerae123 November 23, 2017

recovery run

When your coach says recovery run the practice after a race, but some dickhead on your team decides to go fast and the workout end up being race pace

Jace decided to go faster on the recovery run and his whole team suffered.

by Do u no da wri January 16, 2018