receipts

Claims of damning evidence that usually are false.

Jose bragged that he had the "receipts" on Jesse and proceeded to gloat.

by Downvoting Victim July 2, 2020

reese

To empty one's bowles whilst recieving oral sex (man or woman)

REDWHITEnCrue25: What did you do yesterday?
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...

by Redwhitencrue25 July 18, 2008

Reese

A narcissistic asshole. He enjoys acting like the leading roles in Dumb and Dumber without the humor. Little to no class. Btw skinny jeans only look good on girls, but if you insist on dressing like a faggot at least make sure you have a decent ass first.

"Who's the autistic kid over there? "
"Oh he's not autistic. That's just Reese. He's been hitting the hydros and morphine a little too much"

by Crazy_x May 21, 2018

spoo receptacle

A female in a sexual relationship with a spoo donor (male). Used frequently in the Usenet discussion forum alt.tasteless.
Often abbreviated SR.

"My spoo receptacle and I went out to dinner last night."

by Vomit Boy's Long Lost Twin September 4, 2005

Reeses Peanut Cups

Too many its just peanut butter cups but to others its gods gift to man

I would like 13 Reeses peanut butter cups
Whats that smeared on my back seat?

by Foug March 25, 2003

Lil Reese

Peanut head rapper from Chicago

Lil Reese is Trash

by Life May 4, 2014

Triple-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.

The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.

"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."

by arransc April 13, 2013