A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK
by Wixon October 17, 2007
When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
by meli&nadz November 29, 2011
That special, male-only, establishment where just about any 'request' can be almost instantaneously satisfied...
Hey, how'd your date go last nite?
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.
by YAWA June 20, 2019
When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.
When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.
by vurrysorry November 05, 2009
A result of opening so many new Starbucks coffee shops that some of them were opened inside existing Starbucks coffee shops.
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Starbucks, the nation's largest coffee-shop chain, continued its rapid expansion Tuesday, opening its newest Starbucks in the men's room of an existing Starbucks.
New Starbucks Opens
"Coffee lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite Starbucks gourmet blends," said Chris Tuttle, Starbucks vice-president of franchising. "Now, people can enjoy a delicious Frappuccino or espresso just about any time they please, even while defecating."
The new men's-room-based Starbucks, the coffee giant's 1,531st U.S. location, will be open to both men and women when not "in use." In addition to offering specialty coffees from around the world, it will serve freshly baked pastries, Italian pannini sandwiches and soups, as well as the rest room's usual selection of toilet paper and soap.
"This is a great addition," said Jonathan Connolly, a Boston-area banker who tried out the new Starbucks Tuesday. "I was enjoying my usual triple mocha latté in the main Starbucks, and I had to go to the bathroom, where three people were in line to use the stalls. The wait might have been a problem, but, to my great pleasure, there was another Starbucks right there, ready to serve me more delicious coffee. And the baristas were helpful and courteous."
Connolly added that after he finished drinking his coffee and using the bathroom, he stayed for a poetry reading near the urinals.
"I was a little bit worried about the new restaurant cutting into our business," said Dave Grobelkowski, manager of the original Starbucks. "But the only people going there are ones who have already purchased items from us anyway. And if we run out of stirrers or cream, we can just go to the bathroom and borrow some."
According to Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, the new location represents the beginning of a long-term expansion plan.
"Eventually, Starbucks rest rooms everywhere will sell coffee," Schultz said. "But that ambitious scheme is at least five years down the road. In the meantime, we plan to open an additional location in this Starbucks' ladies' room within months, and are already drafting plans for a fourth restaurant along the corridor leading from the main seating area to the rest rooms. At some point a 'Star-bucks Express' window will eventually open in the walk-in closet of the men's room Starbucks."
"Drink our coffee," Schultz said. "Drink it."
New Starbucks Opens
"Coffee lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite Starbucks gourmet blends," said Chris Tuttle, Starbucks vice-president of franchising. "Now, people can enjoy a delicious Frappuccino or espresso just about any time they please, even while defecating."
The new men's-room-based Starbucks, the coffee giant's 1,531st U.S. location, will be open to both men and women when not "in use." In addition to offering specialty coffees from around the world, it will serve freshly baked pastries, Italian pannini sandwiches and soups, as well as the rest room's usual selection of toilet paper and soap.
"This is a great addition," said Jonathan Connolly, a Boston-area banker who tried out the new Starbucks Tuesday. "I was enjoying my usual triple mocha latté in the main Starbucks, and I had to go to the bathroom, where three people were in line to use the stalls. The wait might have been a problem, but, to my great pleasure, there was another Starbucks right there, ready to serve me more delicious coffee. And the baristas were helpful and courteous."
Connolly added that after he finished drinking his coffee and using the bathroom, he stayed for a poetry reading near the urinals.
"I was a little bit worried about the new restaurant cutting into our business," said Dave Grobelkowski, manager of the original Starbucks. "But the only people going there are ones who have already purchased items from us anyway. And if we run out of stirrers or cream, we can just go to the bathroom and borrow some."
According to Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, the new location represents the beginning of a long-term expansion plan.
"Eventually, Starbucks rest rooms everywhere will sell coffee," Schultz said. "But that ambitious scheme is at least five years down the road. In the meantime, we plan to open an additional location in this Starbucks' ladies' room within months, and are already drafting plans for a fourth restaurant along the corridor leading from the main seating area to the rest rooms. At some point a 'Star-bucks Express' window will eventually open in the walk-in closet of the men's room Starbucks."
"Drink our coffee," Schultz said. "Drink it."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? July 18, 2008
by Tacosdorados July 01, 2019
It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019