puddles

Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles

"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"

by Design Hell! December 3, 2009

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.

by Swat23 July 21, 2008

puddling

PUHD-ling, (n.)— a sexual act, popularized in 18th Century Latvia, whereby a male expels semen into his partner's navel cavity immediately before administering a raspberry to the affected area(s).

"The Latvian whore thoughtfully picked lint out of her semen-crusted navel and harked back to last night's tricks, three of which entailed no-holds-barred puddling."

by Mtt Ss December 24, 2007

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

webbed foot paddle basher

making love to a canoeing duck.

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak

by ray + luke March 29, 2004