piss dick

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!

by ronnie_e April 18, 2010

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 3, 2005

piss on my fuck

Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.

Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.

by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.

Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!

by Robby101 October 19, 2006

pissbutt

violent diarrhea

i was up all night with pissbutt

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

piss drunk

-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated

Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.

by jim gordon October 9, 2005

Nervous piss

Having to take a piss before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.

Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous piss before i go up."

by Denman10101 July 22, 2006