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dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.
Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !
by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017
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Bon Air Park

Brandon:Do you guys want to go to Bon Air Park?
Nick:No. I don’t like niggers.

Adam:Do I look like a nigger?
by GFYMNIGGER October 10, 2021
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Central Park

The lungs of New York City.

The 843 acre park is bounded by Central Park South (59th Street), Fifth Avenue, Central Park North (110th Street), and Central Park West (Eighth Avenue) in Manhattan. It is the most popular city park in America and is a place where all New Yorkers can get forget about the big city.
It was so crowded on Fifth Avenue, I decided to take a jog in Central Park.
by marblewonder December 7, 2006
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Avon Park

1 of tha realest hoods in florida. known as tha park or AP. is dangerous if u aint known or from pussy ass sebring. area code 863. known for drug dealing on front street and raymond park.ridgedale apartments was the home of rapper turbo.RIP TURBO. tha park is a place not to be fuck wit cuz it is also known as choppa city.
a nigga wats yo hood?
nigga im from tha park!

dont fuck with avon park or we'll rob yo pussy ass.

fuck dem pussy ass sebring bitches.BITCH IM FROM THA PARK!

If u lookin fa me bitch im on front street in avon park
by park_boi August 6, 2007
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Jurrassic Park

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.
by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007
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Talk Park

A web forum designed for funny people, by funny people. Lulz will be had, internet fights will be fought, pubes will be trimmed. Somtimes abbreviated as "TPK"
Hey, Clingsy-poo, let's have a warm cup of conversation over at Talk Park! Yay!
by ViperBite July 10, 2009
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Naruto Park

(Noun)Slang reffering to the copious amounts of Linkin Park and naruto AMVs on the web.

often times the two are mashed together because of the aggressive nature of the songs and that of the anime. in some cases they work together cohesively other times they become a convoluted mess.
Friend A: dude, did you see that Naruto Park vid on youtube?

Friend B:Which one there's about three billion of them?
by Devilmonkey October 30, 2008
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