Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

Plinker

A racist slur for Plinks

Look at that G*d*mn Plinker!

by The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test January 10, 2022

Plinker

Mystery meat, partly made from human penis

Hey, do you want to eat some plinker?

by Plink-182 May 31, 2022

Blank Plank

Dutch slang for a white girl or boy which has no ass in their pants.

Dude:That girls is a Blank Plank.
Dude2: Yeah I know

by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007

Jerk Plank

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork

Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!

by jerkmaster May 22, 2008

phonk

The feeling that you get when you burp and fart at the same time.

1. I just had a realy satisfying phonk.

2. Yeah, I know, you tried to do it in my mouth until I realized what you were doing and stopped you!

by Steve-oDay1 February 20, 2009