Parker

Big dick

Man 1: Did u see parkers dick bro?

Man 2: Yes it really big

big pp big pp

by Bigpenis_lover69 April 3, 2022

parker

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day

i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic

by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Travis Parker

A professional snowboarder, also a basketball player and football player. He is widely considered to be the best athlete of all time.

Person 1: Wow there goes Travis Parker.
Person 2: He's the best player in the NBA and the NFL.

by Travis Parker fan February 8, 2021

Parker Phillips

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.

Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”

by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022

Parker

THE BEST PERSON EVER TO LIVE, SO YEAH! WE COOL. USUAlLY HAVE AIRPODS AND ARE COOL!!!!!!!

PARKER.

by VTG POISON February 25, 2019

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020