Parker

A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker

by Brendyne May 13, 2020

Parker O

Fat ugly rat who smells of fish and rice

Yo this kid be a Parker O so nasty

by Skinny rat 420 May 26, 2020

Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

parker

parker is a very nice and outgoing girl. she will come off as shy first but to her close friends, she is very loud and will be herself. she thinks lots of people are attractive and her crushes don’t last for long. she knows she is very pretty but will never say it out loud. her friendships will usually last years, but so will her enemies. she stays true to her personality her whole life and doesn’t change for anyone.

boy #1: wow look at parker she’s so pretty
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy

by mandy callus May 30, 2020

parker

parker is a hot sexy man

omg parker is so hot

by bigbootayboy July 10, 2020

Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living

Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay

by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.

Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might

by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020