Palmer

(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something

Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.

Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.

by Julie Schmutz January 2, 2008

Palmerton, PA

An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.

Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.

In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.

by Niger Tits May 16, 2017

Arnold "Arnie" Palmer

The act of tea bagging someone while simultaneously squeezing lemon juice on their face.

In order to spice things up in the bedroom he gave his girlfriend an Arnold "Arnie" Palmer.

by MoonDog2511 June 28, 2009

Southern Palmer

When a skank chews tobacco and spits the nasty into her hand then gives a handjob.

That hillbilly broad had me whistlin dixie with that southern Palmer she gave me.

by FullMtlCracker April 26, 2009

Palmisery

The nickname given to the small town of Palmyra NY by the locals

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Palmisery.

by >^..^< February 6, 2009

Arnie Palmer

The act of accidentally ejaculating on your face while masturbating.

" I totally arnie palmered last night." - I was having a convo w my friend about how
I did that and that's what I was drinking at the time. It fit. I hope
It makes the cut!

by Jonny b December 27, 2013

Sue Palmer's Bush

a gargantuan pussy.
often large enough to fit, easily, an obese American child (or thelve).
typically rimmed with coarse baboon hair and emits a distinct odour not too different from that of wet elephant shit.

renowned for its impressive ability to produce earth trembling queefs, a queef from Sue Palmer's Bush is rumored to be able to topple over small buildings.

it is ridiculously large.
also on display in the Botanical Gardens in Montreal, Canada.

- Bitch, yo mamma's so loose that its bigger than Sue Palmer's Bush!

- Hey what's that cave over there with all that dark shit all around it?
Dat ain't no cave, it's Sue Palmer's Bush!

by Jeremy Palmer May 5, 2008