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Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.
She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .
by waterdew1 September 1, 2016
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On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)
Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad
by Batis1970 July 28, 2018
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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.
by Soulgirl March 6, 2009
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Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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Lag

Something that david does to aileen
by Sameeee February 2, 2018
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DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.
3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"
by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014
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