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Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
by Stevie Y August 9, 2005
mugGet the Loose Noodlemug.

Noodle Juice

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.
Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.
by nuttery November 21, 2017
mugGet the Noodle Juicemug.

Pussy Noodling

The act of a woman getting fisted and then using her vagina muscles to tighten her grip on the inserted forearm. Similar to the way a fisherman goes noodling for catfish.
I took my girl noodling for catfish, but when we didn't catch anything I suggested pussy noodling. Man, can she clamp down on my forearm.
by JamesBondage October 29, 2010
mugGet the Pussy Noodlingmug.

Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth
I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.
by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016
mugGet the Noodle saladmug.

Ninja Noodle

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"
by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009
mugGet the Ninja Noodlemug.

pooper noodle

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!
by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006
mugGet the pooper noodlemug.

Noodle Lauren

When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.
God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren

Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food

Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!

Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess
by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011
mugGet the Noodle Laurenmug.

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