Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.

I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.

by The 2.0 February 17, 2009

Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general

Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''

by Tombul February 26, 2011

noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

by margarita old June 8, 2010

Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.

Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob

by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007

camper noob

Camper noob is someone who plays call of duty and hides out in a room and when someone walks in, her shoots until death.

Ugh, your such a camper noob bro.

by Campernoob October 3, 2017

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob

by 7Mack11s May 26, 2016