mattress

a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.

u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!

by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022

Mutt

This is a common slang in South Florida that means to be doing too much. Generally this excessiveness is followed by either feeling like a bully or that you overreacted.

If you mutt often you’re either a very scary person or you feel a need to defend yourself often and overdo it. Also, if somebody says you mutted then they most likely would want you to stop that behavior.

Ex 1:
Person 1: Yo did you hear Josh shot that gas station clerk dead during the robbery.
Person 2: Damn what’s wrong with Josh, that man mutted.
Ex 2:

Person 1: I’m gonna talk to Ian since I don’t like how he was speaking to my girl.
Person 2: Alright that’s fine, just try not to mutt and start something.
Person 1: Shut up, he was talkin to my girl, I’ll mutt if I want to.

by South Florida Slang January 15, 2023

Mattress

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.

That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.

by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023

Mattressidal

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 4, 2023

mattress

Bed

But also used when naming various options in a hard situation

Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses

by Jaakson17391 August 1, 2023

Mutt Fuckery

Using disparate systems or things together in ways they were not intended to produce a usable result

IT Guy "We were able to use a lot of Mutt Fuckery to get the cyberwank and autocrap software suites to integrate in a way that they weren't designed for. It works, but we don't know how long it will still function after an upgrade."

by Security Geek August 25, 2023

Mattress Firm

an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.

On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023