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Midget Spinner

A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.
*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."
by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017
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midget

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion
look at midget he always drunk
by jason mcroja September 15, 2005
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midgey midge

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
by Cessticles December 15, 2009
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midget

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot
That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.
by errkk January 4, 2005
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midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.
"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"
by S. December 6, 2004
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midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...
Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne
by rjf1986 May 31, 2007
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Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.
Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.
by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011
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