mike jones 

Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers (Jeezy, Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)

Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then'

But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

mike jones by MrWest.on June 15, 2010

Mike and Ikes 

The best damn candy in the world.They come in many dfferent colors.

George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"

Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"

George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*

Fred-**PUKES all over George**

Mike and Ikes by ClanaLuver December 17, 2008

mike hoxlittle

Pronounced My Cocks little

A term used to embarass socially unaccepted people by asking them if they know said term.

"hey zack salyers do you know who mike is?"
"umm mike who?"
"hoxlittle."
"no i dont know a mike hoxlittle."
"haha you retard."

mike hoxlittle by tommy pike February 4, 2009

Mike Wallace 

Mike Wallace-verb

To completely and utterly make a fool of someone using only your quick wits and verbal skills.

John: Bro, you know the Redskins are way better than the Packers!

Dave: You kidding me? Just tell me who has the most Superbowl wins.

Sean: Oh snap! You totally just Mike Wallaced him, Dave!

Mike Wallace by TheRealSirSnills September 23, 2012

Mike Shinoda 

it stars with Mike Shinoda
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
To keep him out of my mind
I designed this rhymes
to make my self clear
All I know..
Mike is a adorable thing......

he's the one!!

Mike Shinoda by melisa January 13, 2004

Mike's Song 

A song written by Phish bassist Mike Gordon. It was in the Phish reportoire for over 15 years, and is often played before I Am Hydrogen and Weekapaug Groove to form Mike's Groove. If there is one Phish song most people have heard, this is probably it. It has one of the most distinct and awesome riffs of all time to open the song.

Mike's Song was performed at its best on 8/11/93.

Mike's Song by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Mike "Rusty" Balszac 

A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.

This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection

Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!

Mike "Rusty" Balszac by CJW1972 June 11, 2009