messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

by zelephantbra May 4, 2013

mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)

Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig

by hellgracer November 23, 2018

messessary

Something that is messy, but in the end, necessary.

Regardless of how difficult legal research is, you must do it...it's messessary.

by Mixmaster W September 7, 2019

Mess with one’s desires

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless

If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires

by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020

m3ssym0nday

m3ssym0nday is an instagram tea page, she's an icon really. her name is cece. she deactivated a while back this year due to a certain situation, but she says she might be back on august 2021. stan m3ssym0nday.

"wow, did you see what m3ssym0nday posted?"
"yeah, i can't believe it! her tea page keeps me up to date on everything."

by cashbanana November 1, 2020

Messi bumlicks

messisexuals who always argue for messi like hes a family member and would even die for him

abzino: ronaldo is the goat
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.

by Get @me May 6, 2021

Messi

Definition 1: the owner of Real Madrid (n.)

Definition 2: Goat (n.)

Guy with 0 ball knowledge: Who is the Greatest Of All Time?

Guy with W ball knowledge: Messi

by ripmaradonaXpele March 22, 2023