Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.
Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.
Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.
Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
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scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel
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But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.
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