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Heard Island and McDonald Islands 

A place where when you hear it, you think it's fake.
And then... yeah.
It's real.
Hey, this new guy lives in the... Heard Island and McDonald Islands?

The Holy McDonald 

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.
DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

McDonalds 

McDonalds by Anonymous July 27, 2003

McDonalds 

A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.
I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.
McDonalds by The Bean July 22, 2003

McDonalds 

1) A place where a lot of unusually fat people roam and eat four burgers in one meal with Supersize fries and and three apples pies. Then their jeans rip and they sue the corperation while still munching away at the same place.

Some smart people will realize that they are *HUGE* and go on diets and start working out and looking great! Those are people who no longer eat at this hell hole. Sadly, this is rare.

2) One of the many, many reasons why America is hated by all. And I sure as hell don't mean because George Bush gets lunch from there.
Do not go to McDonalds. It is a greasy hellhole. Go to Wendy's and get a salad! Those are DAYUM good!
McDonalds by MamaSmurf July 17, 2003

Mcdonalds 

Verb: A complete and utter failure of the digestive system from digesting McDonalds brand resturant foods. Resulting in but not always limited to (a)Vomiting (b)Urination (c)Voluntary and Involuntary Bowel Movements

As a sidenote, One to all three of these actions ( (a)(b)(c) ) are possible at any given time while the said action is happening.
Wow, I just Mcdonalds'd and i think i might have Vomited, Pissed, and Dumped all at the same time. But now that that is over, i feel ALOT better! Phew!!!

To Mcdonalds, it takes alot of energy

Oh Man!! I REALLY HAVE TO MCDONALDS! PULL OVER THE CAR!