Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.

Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!

by Steve Luctual November 14, 2019

Matt Southway

A typical Autistic Bristolian.

Man: Is matt southway broken?
Other man: Nah he’s autistic

by Ss0 May 18, 2019

Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: [phone]. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.

1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.

by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019

Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical

damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge

by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019

Matt Blackwell

A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..

Don't be a Matt Blackwell

by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018