matted

V. Messed up as in a person or event

Steve:Did you see Jon try to get with Kyle's ex?
Katie: Ya that kid is matted!

by Unforgivable November 7, 2007

Matteo

A Swiss/ Italian tik tok boi that makes bad jokes that are sometimes good. Is way too nice for it to be normal.

Matteo made another tik tok today... oh lord

by ChippyMcWhippy August 20, 2019

Mantequilla

A teacher that edcuates in the feild of journalism who's name is Mantequilla which means butter in Spanish.

"Manamanamanamana Butter!" is what a Mantequilla says.

by Shephanya January 14, 2008

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.

Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!

by thatscrazydawg July 4, 2020

Marteiz

A strong willed, independent, humorous, spontaneous, eager, handsome ambitious young soul that lives day by day with no regrets. Marteiz is a hard worker & knows for the most part what he wants out of life. He has several goals, but often procrastinates to reaching those goals. He is the prankster & jokester of the group, and in most cases he is the leader & not the follower.

" Thats a strong Marteiz right their!"

"Find Marteiz, he can lead us out the tunnel"

"We need Marteiz!"

"We love Marteiz!"

by 101believe February 4, 2010

Malteser

The act of squishing one's balls into another's poohole whilst copulating

"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"

by Malteser May 9, 2006