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Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
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Mass Hole

The most massive of all the Assholes, can also be the biggest Asshole of all Assholes you've ever known.
"My Ex sure is a Mass Hole"
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mass-snapaphobia

the fear of unintentionally mass snapping a large group chat
My friend now has a case mass-snapaphobia after doing a mass snap and accidentally sending a thirst trap selfie to the Sig Ep x Pi Phi group chat.
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wicked mass

A Massachusetts based instagram page. It posts content related to Massachusetts highschool sports, funny videos, and local news.
Example 1:

Person 1: Have you seen wicked mass's new post today?

Person 2: Yes, I can't believe that happened today.

Example 2:

Person 1: Did you seen what wicked mass posted today?

Person 2: Bro yes it's actually crazy how hard he hit that guy/girl (in hockey) .
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mass dece

Massively decent. Can be substituted with "legit" or "awesome."
"Dude, did you see the game this weekend?"
"Yeah, man it was mass dece."
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mass rez

Usually a edgy old man who try’s to be hip and cool but ends up making everyone in the room cringe, usually the old man wears eyeliner and dyes his hair black or gray and is part of some sort of cult
“My grandpa is such a mass rez”
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mass dm

automatically sent messages to the entirety of a users friendslist
I just mass dmed my friendslist the server invite
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